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I’m dying

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#1

of our hearts

<3

gynocieum:

Cooollll

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 

Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

ilikechainsaws:

Jack the Ripper

smalltownpunk:

For Frank, the real polarity in America isn’t the left versus the right, but the kind versus the unkind—and by design, the unkind always win. “American has become a cruel and vicious place,” Frank declares in the film’s climactic soliloquy. “We reward the shallowest, the dumbest, the meanest, and the loudest. We no longer have any common sense of decency. No sense of shame. There’s no right and wrong. The worst qualities in people are looked up to and celebrated. Lying and spreading fear are fine, as long as you make money doing it. We’ve become a nation of slogan-saying, bile-spewing hate mongers. We’ve lost our kindness. We’ve lost our soul.” It’s a speech so ringing in its anger and despair, so serious in its intent, that it makes you wonder if God Bless America can properly be called a comedy at all.

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fuckyeahreading:

What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)

“You read 371 words per minute. That makes you 48% faster than the national average.”

You read 445 words per minute.
That makes you 78% faster than the national average

You read 444 words per minute. That makes you 78% faster than the national average.

You read 237 words per minute.

That makes you 5% slower than the national average.

Oh god, I’m about the same speed as a 7th/8th grader….. /sobs

You read 419 words per minute.

That makes you 68% faster than the national average.

k

You read 808 words per minute.

That makes you 223% faster than the national average.

yeah no

You read 1,318 words per minute.
That makes you 427% faster than the national average.

chokes

You read 413 words per minute.
That makes you 65% faster than the national average.

sobbing

You read 418 words per minute.

That makes you 67% faster than the national average.

You read 664 words per minute.

That makes you 166% faster than the national average. 

You read 869 words per minute.
That makes you 248% faster than the national average.

what the hell

You read 511 words per minute.

That makes you 104% faster than the national average.

Eh.  A bit slower then I thought.  Probably since I really haven’t read anything in depth since last summer.